My thought while watching the first episode of Honoo no Labyrinth and what I
consider important.
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This really set the tone for the entire episode and what I assume(d at that
time) the entire anime. It is very fitting though. Old anime are well known
for their weird facial expressions, silly situations and
ridiculousness...
Anyway, here is the
Unnecessary pantie shot count: 1.
Facial expressions in this anime really are golden. I hate it and love it
at the same time. It's the main reason why to watch old classics, and the
reason why I didn't take Honoo n Labyrinth seriously.
Yes. Anemic attack. You were not just choking her, no no.
Unnecessary pantie shot count: 2. This
is a very important shot.
This is just amazing. Peak cinema.
Okay. Sure. But how the hell do you get to school each morning if you have
to air drop in the middle of nowhere everyday?!
Another extra important shot. Unnecessary pantie shot count: 3.
Oh look. Another stereotype: check! A perverted giant father who loves his
daughter in a slightly incestuous way while he's dating the most beautiful
women out there. Wait. Is feeling up your daughter's ass slightly incestous
or incestous? Or (in his words) normal?
Unnecessary pantie shot count: 4.
There was only one thing I could think of when I saw him swaying like that.
You guessed it: Mulan II,
Lesson Number One
Thank God for Carrie, who was there to give Galan all the strength he
needed for his ultimate move!
The ceiling shot through! Oh and also,
Unnecessary pantie shot count: 6.
This man really just tried to kiss the auntie. Do I blame him? No. Shinka
is hot. And cool. Oh, please, step on my neck, aunt Shinka.
Here, have this gif and never talk about it:
Moving on.
Unnecessary pantie shot count: 7.
Jesus, already.
Unnecessary pantie shot count: 11.
What was this whole dancing scene? Oh god, help me. But she's pretty, so we
can forgive it.
Okay, that is it from episode 1. I'll add a bonus picture and then we'll
move on to episode 2! Bonus:
Pictures of Naked women and
"Kalinka" playing in the background. You didn't know you needed it, but life
finally got it's meaning. It was more than we could ask for.
Even if you're not interested in watching this anime, go watch the ending
credits. You will feel... well. You have to see for yourself. 😄
Oh
and a sneak peak for another episode - you guessed it:
panties.
I quickly realized that it wild take up too much space
to actually include every panties screenshot. So I will just give you a
summary and let's move on.
Of course, the first scene of second
episode is a half-naked woman. Auntie Shinka got her clothes torn by swords
- which was the only thing they did. No one got hurt, this was a fight
purely for showing us sideboob and panties.
So,
Unnecessary pantie shot count: 12.
The weird, creepy, useless girl is not so useless after all! Now she glows!
And is a ninja on a time limit!
Still, this is not the weirdest and not the worst thing about her OR this
anime. Just wait... you'll see...
The way she was graciously standing on top of the tree means nothing is
this is how she crawls down... Seriously, what the heck.
Our very normal father is... still freaking awful and cringy to watch. But
like I said in the post before, stereoty: check. It didn't even suprise me
at this point.
In a way, I'd still rather see this father/daughter
dynamic than the one in Sankarea...
The first chance she gets alone with him... She did a full spin. Her ass
was out. And it still isn't the weirdest or the creepiest thing she did. My
guy, run.
They are trying to bite a college guy to a bunch of swords. And you guessed
it, it worked. Of course it did...
Speaking of college, the kids
weren't in school since the first few minutes of the first episode...
Oh my God. Look how pretty Erola is!
More importantly, episode 2,
11:42 minutes in and we finally get a real plot! And so I wouldn't forget,
Unnecessary pantie shot count: 13.
Me when I hear The Tea™ is being spilled.
My hope for this anime is over too. And my hope for the July 2023 anime
watch challenge too... (Shout out to AniList's challenges!)
This hat has a gravity of it's own. American Freedom.
I don't think I have to add anything here.
This scene reminds me..
Unnecessary pantie shot count: 14. That
tuck tho! Trinity beware... (iykyk)
Saving the wrong woman? Don't worry, you'll get what you deserve,
Galan.
See?
And that concludes the second episode of Honoo no Labyrinth, a
crazy OVA adaptation I don't regret watching because I realized I can make
fun of it. The show wasn't that bad! It still gets a total score of
2/10.
There is (more rather than less) total of 💥💥48💥💥
Unnecessary pantie shots.
AND of course: pictures of Naked women and "Kalinka" playing in the
background...
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Hi! It's Sen from future - it's year 2024 and I have to tell you, you just couldn't appreciate this masterpiece, me. This show is solid 5/50. 😂
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